For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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