Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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