your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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