Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
