everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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