i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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