Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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