we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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