it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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