I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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