it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
