O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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