if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
