The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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