Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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