Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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