Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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