Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She's the barista slut.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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