I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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