Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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