Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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