Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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