CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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