Kiss
Puke
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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