He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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