OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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