my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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