glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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