rhymes with "ouble enetration"
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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