I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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