Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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