dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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