She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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