She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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