Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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