What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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