I am in a vortex of obligation.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Randomize
