my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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