i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
i need some magic done to my vagina
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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