Can Purell be used as lube?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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