wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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