god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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