yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I currently don't understand fingers.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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