New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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