I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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