Dual....:-)
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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