It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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