Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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