with your own penis?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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