Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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