i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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