Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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