I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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