i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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