So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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